A few other random questions answered

The internet is not as accessible to me from now on, so posts will be sporadic.

Here's what I had typed offline.

Why is I capitalized in English?
Because we founded the language and you changed it. Ha. Honestly and factually though, I don’t know.

Do you sing/dance in the house when you're alone?
Abso-fucking-lutely. Having lived in a shared house previous to where I am now, I sometimes can’t wait to be alone in the flat so that I can sing and dance. It’s not something that I do in public, often anyway.

If you could choose anyone in the world to be our president who would it be?
I know it’s a bit of a copout, but I would choose Obama. I think he’s excellent.

If you could change the date of Christmas, when would you change it to?
This is an interesting one, as that would be my date of birth. I would probably stick it somewhere in the summer months, late July or anytime in August maybe, so that I had two days to celebrate in a year just like everyone else. It really matters not to me though, how it is now.