WRITE OR DIE

This site - http://lab.drwicked.com/writeordie.html - made me do this.

I put in 541 words in 9 minutes (set it for 500 in 10).

Is there such a thing as man flu? Or is it all in men's heads? Or is it that women can cope with the symptoms of a cold better than men? I hate having a cold. I hate anything that causes me pain or uncomfort (it is a word?) in my head; cold, flu, toothache, earache, eyeache, brainache haha, anything. I could probaby deal with a severed leg easier than having any of the above in my head or general head area.

I've been reading Harry Potter a ton lately, but I am getting bored with Order of The Phoenix. I think the film ruined it for me because I am waiting for things to happen that I know happen but there are all these other bits in the middle that don't happen in the film so now it's like I am wishing that Sirius would hurry up and die already but at the same time I feel sad that I know it's going to happen. It's a good job that I knew it happened before I saw the film because when he falls into that wispy looking fog thing in the film, it doesn't really shout that he is dead.. and isn't it a curtain in the book?

I also can't figure out Snape, whether he is evil or not .. I think he is evil, but Lizzie says not. I was kinda hoping that he was, because then the guys would've been right all along. I seem to remember it's something to do with James saving Severus' life when they were younger and he felt annoyed because he feels indebted to James and therefore hates Harry because he was a Death Eater.. I don't know. Something like that.

I am never going to make 500 words in 10 minutes at this rate, especially as I have run out of things to talk about and the pause button only works once. I think that's incredibly unfair, and my RSI is playing up in my little finger. I wonder if you can get little bandages or something that help with that. I don't see how it could work..

Ih. Ummm Christmas, we could talk about Christmas to fill a gap. Or Jessmas if you like... I hate Christmas. I wish I could go to Hogwarts for Christmas. I bet their dinner is soooo much better than the one I will get at Mum or Dad's. And I really want to try Butterbeer. Does it have alcohol in it? I don't think JK has said whether it does or not .. I expect it doesn't because they are only children right? Or are the drinking laws different? Are they allowed to smoke? She never mentions smoking. And what about sex? What is the age of consent in the wizarding world? Can you magic orgasms so that if you weren't doing too well you could sneak out your wand, so to speak, and magic an orgasm. That'd be good but maybe a little boring too right? I have reached 500 words now but I have like a minute and 45 seconds to go so I am carrying on. I seem to have skipped Christmas and replaced it with Harry Potter. Oops.

Actually, am going to hit done now.